infamouswhorror:

i can’t even choose a favorite one omfg

infamouswhorror:

i can’t even choose a favorite one omfg

(Source: neilcicierega)

fukkkres:

mom: what did you get me for mother’s day

me:

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spunkydads:

the problem with rich people is that i am not one

(Source: unchichi)

(Source: ari-yella)

zustin:

when u finally find a bra that fits comfortably

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rneerkat:

“i bet you cant name two structures that can hold water!” “well, dam”

elidyce:

androgynistic:

is there a word for “i’m okay but it’s a fragile kind of okay so be gentle with me”? 

I nominate ‘I’m eggshell fine’. Currently whole but easily crushed again.

minimalyzed:

replacing my heart with another liver so i can drink more and care less

burgrs:

how dare u ignore me after ive made 0 attempts at talking to u

(Source: themoonflowers)

pardonmewhileipanic:

thestasher:

That’s a keeper for the wedding album.

this would be the cover of my thank you for attending cards

pardonmewhileipanic:

thestasher:

That’s a keeper for the wedding album.

this would be the cover of my thank you for attending cards

(Source: thehighwayphantom)

gimmesomeroy:

My goal

(Source: s-thr)

zorobro:

omfg

(Source: sandandglass)