(Source: ended-dreams)

thekirbykat:

WANT.

(Source: anna0w0)

fangirlhearsafandom:

committedfalpal:

Late Night Hashtags #MyWeirdWaiter might be my favorite hashtag of the year

These are golden

(Source: lumixercalderic)

epic-humor:

i accidentally messed up my life how do i start a new account

(Source: squidwurd)

sullied:

i am so jealous of all the people who are comfortable with who they are physically and mentally

(Source: cmbkofficial)

bunny-banana:

handaxe:

handaxe:

What’s the difference between america and yogurt?

If u leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop a culture

this was like the sickest burn I’ve ever seen

(Source: chrisidk)

enlargers:

"can i ask you something?" my immediate reply says “go for it" but my mind has already gone through the seven stages of grief


wearing these during sex

wearing these during sex

(Source: theclearlydope)

endable:

how do people even put up with me like i cant even put up with me

(Source: subtle)