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historian: over the last few years we have explored most parts of the prehistoric "the internet" and have come across a gathering of young adults called "tumblr".
historian: we discovered a large amount of "slash" which has lead us to believe that 99% of 21st century humans were homosexual. we do not yet understand how the species managed to surivive
historian: we also uncovered a never before seen language on "tumblr". Words and phrases such as "omg", "wat", "this shit cray" and "yolo" have been deciphered, but more complex sentences such as "dslfajsdlj no stop i can't evensldfjaldjaf" have yet to be understood
fairytalesarecute:

this-is-n0t-your-world:

END OF SCHOOL SPEECH?


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fairytalesarecute:

this-is-n0t-your-world:

END OF SCHOOL SPEECH?

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moscow-never-sleeps:

I don’t usually see Paul smiling.. He should do it more often ;)

moscow-never-sleeps:

I don’t usually see Paul smiling.. He should do it more often ;)

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